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Letters – fanfiction by Dakoit Wuther (darkwithout)
Marketing Executive directorDakoit W. Ravenstock
Ravenstock-investigative
CEO and owner
Greeting’s Mr. Ravenstock
It has come to my departments attention that your organization is of some repute. I have received assurances of your success in obtaining items of some rarity, Particularly those of an arcane nature. Because of this I have decided to engage you to obtain a particular book. The discretion with which you handle this case is essential as the item in question is both pre-Columbian and, of some notoriety. For this, a payment of ℓ40,000 will be available, along with expenses of course.
I am also aware of your fascination with the collection of Victorian church documentation in our possession. I have contacted records retention, and I am prepared to give you the originals in return for the item, in addition to the proposed monetary reward.
Again I must stress the personal involvement of this department and of myself in the proposed endeavor. Certain parties of questionable utility might not approve of the attempt. And others might be less than capable of handling it. As you know we have recently undergone a change in management. As they are newly exposed to their roles in our company the new members would not be well served to be left without an effective marketing unit.
A description of the object and its back ground is attached.
Ada C. Lanrey
Marketing Executive Director
Dakoit W. Ravenstock
Ravenstock-investigative
CEO-owner
Ada C. lanrey
Marketing executive director, Holsten MPL
Dear miss Lanrey
I am very happy to be of service to you and your group. all the assitance I can provide is at your disposal. I am sure I will enjoy an lengthy examination of those records. My progress has been mild if swift considering.
the volume I question was believed to be lost in the Adriatic sea during a delivery of estate possessions from Milan to Istanbul. Some brief investigations pointed me to the location of the wreck. A short(though costly) investigation has revealed the interesting fact that the collection contain the book was never taken aboard or has already been recovered. Considering the placement of the wreck and the condition of the ship it is my belief that the former is more likely. I have currently boarded a train in Greece and am heading for Millan itself. I expect to arrive by the end of the day.
My expense report:
Item’s |
cost |
Rental of sea plane, 3 days | ℓ150 |
Rental of scuba equipment 3 days | ℓ45 |
Fuel, provisions, air tanks, duct tape, lift gear. | ℓ123 |
Train ticket to Milan (2nd class), cab fare to Athens. (large tip to avoid check point) | ℓ35 |
Bribes for conductor, flight regulator, and librarian | ℓ15 |
total | ℓ668 |
With continued sincerity
CEO owner
Dakoit W. Ravenstock
Ravenstock-investigative
CEO-owner
Ada C. lanrey
MED
Miss Lanrey
As I write to you I have located the volume, I am presently enroot to Istanbul by plane. I expect To be in possession of the volume in less than a day I will arrange delivery immediately after. Please inform me of any preferences you may have to the above
On arrival in Milan I investigated the shipping company contracted for the delivery, After some brief negotiations with their secretary I was informed of my “puzza orribile pagana” (roughly translated “horrible pagan stench”) and told to leave. At roughly 2:30 am I made a point to return. And seeing the desk unoccupied I was able to obtain the records for that particular delivery. It appears that the books where withdrawn due to their weight and placed on a second ship some two months later, and the cargo was in large part abandoned as the company did not inform the owners of the change. I have now learned the particular warehouse that the item is currently housed In and have made inquiry’s. My expense report for the above will follow
items |
cost |
2 cans boot polish(face black) | ℓ5 |
New shoes(the old ones were destroyed by the window glass) | ℓ23 |
Hotel, food, bribes to doorman | ℓ30 |
total | ℓ58 |
Your humble servant
CEO- owner
Holsten municipal planning limited
Dakoit W. Ravenstock
Ravenstock-investigative
Dear sir
I am pleased by your work thus far. You seem to be both competent and discreet, I hope you will continue these traits in future. I look forward to completing our business. As to meeting you in person, Enclosed are your expenses thus far, and a ticket to Prague via Istanbul. Meet me with the item at the diplomat hotel. I’ll have the papers and the money for you then.
Earnestly
Ada C. lanrey
Marketing Executive Director
Dakoit W. Ravenstock
Ravenstock-investigative
CEO-owner
Ada C. lanrey
MED
Miss Lanrey
In approximately 7 hours I will be boarding for Prague. I have the book. I have confirmed its authenticity, and will expect payment in full on delivery. As well as a bonus for not turning it in to the nearest clergyman. I hope you know what you’re doing.
Sincerely,
CEO and owner
Author: Dakoit Wuther (darkwithout)
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